Friday, October 7, 2016

Review: L'amour Secret Subscription Box

Warning: This blog post will contain images and content that will be NSFW and NSFC. Please use your judgement and proceed with caution.

Now that that is out of the way, I am super excited to share my experience with the L'amour Secret Subscription Box! L'amour Secret is a service that offers relationship enhancement products for the slightly to exceedingly more daring couple.

I was really happy to have the chance to do this review as my husband recently returned from a 9 month deployment. I can tell you that we certainly didn't need anything to "enhance" the homecoming experience, but boy was it fun to play around!

Let's get down to business. A visit to L'amour Secret's website reveals immediately what their business is all about. Aesthetically, their welcome page is very tantalizing and slightly NSFW.

To start the process, you will answer a very detailed questionnaire about you and your partner's preferences in the bedroom, what you're willing to try and what your absolute hard limits are.  Because of this, the L'Amour Secret subscription would be appropriate for same sex couples, as well as heterosexual couples.

They gear the questions in three catagories: Shy, Adventurous, and Wild. From what I've read about other subscription boxes, L'amour Secret is more geared toward pushing you just to the limit of your comfort zone, and not about completely catering to your norms.

There were no questions asked about lingerie sizes and no lingerie was received, so L'amour is more about the "toys" and games.

As their website says, each box provides "an arsenal of potions, lotions, sex toys and bedroom accessories picked by industry experts to ensure quality and spice."

After you complete your questionnaire, you will select how you want to receive your subscription box. You have the option of doing a one time box, a monthly, quarterly or bi-monthly subscription. You can also choose to give a box as a gift.

The cost of each box is $54.99, which may sound high for a subscription box, but the value of the products you receive will far exceed that. I searched their website to find specific information about the total value and was unable to find exact numbers.

My L'amour Secret box arrived at my door promptly and discretely in a brown cardboard box with LS as the shippers name. Inside that box was another box. This one was all black.

In the interest of full disclosure, I will tell you that I was disappointed with the first box I received.

This was the first box I received. 

The items inside seemed to have been picked from the clearance section of an adult store. They were quality items, it's just that the packaging appeared to be aged, as if it had been sitting around for awhile.

hmm... discount bin?
There were also some condoms in the bottom of the box that had gotten damaged in the shipping, rendering them useless. I was definitely disappointed to see that.

Fortunately, the company was very good through the entire process about keeping in touch with me.

When I informed them about the box, they assured me that that was absolutely not they way the box should be and that they would check with the shipping warehouse to make sure that wouldn't happen again.

They immediately sent me a second box. The second box arrived very fast and was in perfect condition. The items inside were of much higher quality and appearance.

We went with the Wild box to see just how "Wild" it could get and we were not disappointed. Without going into too much personal detail, much fun was had!

In the box were a variety of lubes, condoms, bondage-themed toys and cleaners, and even some batteries.

My experience with the L'amour Secret Subscription box was so pleasant that my husband and I have decided to do the quarterly box. It's definitely a fun way to kick things up in the bedroom, should you need that. (and even if you don't, it's still a lot of fun!)

If you'd like to give them a try, the wonderful people at L'amour Secret have offered our readers a special 20% off coupon code.

Just enter RCH20 at check out to receive 20% off your purchase!

You can visit L'amour at their website and also learn more about them on FacebookTwitter and Instagram.


  1. That seems like a great way to spice things up a little!
    Great review. :)

  2. I signed up for bi-monthly in January 2018 at $54.99 When I received my first box (a UPS box with a paper bag of stuff in it), I overlooked that I got stuff I stated I did not want/need. Most looked like the equivalent of free samples. I overlooked the value in hopes that the March box would be better. I was charged in February, and was not going to be bled for little value in return . I emailed (because I can’t find a phone number) and requested cancellation. After responding, they did not refund my money nor send anything. After 4 weeks, i emailed again to “FIX THIS”. They sent a package 2 day mail with about $30 worth of stuff. 3 days later (today) I GOT CHARGED AGAIN!!!