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Monday, July 24, 2017

Hula Hana's Blue Banana Cocktail - Dirty Dancing #foodnflix

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After a few months of playing with the Food n' Flix cooking challenge, I'm starting to regard them as a highlight of my month! It helps a lot that, as he came to understand what it was we were doing, my husband has been an enthusiastic participant, helping me catch food references while we watch the month's movie and making suggestions for how to interpret it in a dish.

This month's challenge, hosted by Chef Sarah Elizabeth, is based on the movie, "Dirty Dancing" - yay! An old favorite!

Other than the reference to a watermelon (the battlecry of awkward brave girls everywhere - "I carried a watermelon!"), I didn't have much notion of this movie as being particularly food rich before watching, but we did find a few:

- During the dance class at the front of the movie, Penny encourages everyone to 'Stomp those grapes!'

- While setting up the dining room, Johnny tells rich boy Robbie, "You just put your pickle on everybody's plate, college boy, and leave the hard stuff to me."

- Dinner table discussion of Baby sending her pot roast to Asia.

- "I carried a watermelon!"

- the song "Mashed Potato is playing where the staff is dirty dancing.

- raiding the kitchen, Baby is offered a variety of leftovers including a brownie, rice pudding, beets, sweet gherkins, cabbage roll, milk...

- Robbie rejects responsibility for Penny's pregnancy, saying "'I didn't spend the summer toasting bagels just to bail out some dumb chick that got knocked up!"

- The family is shown eating breakfast. The women are all having a half a grapefruit, while Dad has a plate of eggs, lox, bagels and schmear. There's orange juice.

- Lisa's entry into the Talent Show is a silly song about Hula Hana, who wants - among other things - a blue banana.


- Kellerman offers Dad a danish.

- at the Talent Show, the family is seen drinking what looks like a cola based cocktail - given the timeframe, this is likely a Cuba Libre.

Additionally, there were a few less direct points of inspiration: the early 60's timeframe made anything retro a good choice, the song the 'Twist' suggesting something twisted in some way, and most importantly, the key point that Kellerman's was a Catskills resort for Jewish vacationers, so the food itself would have been New York Jewish friendly.

I knew I wasn't going to do anything with the watermelon - my husband is not a fan of melons of any sort, and this is intended as a fun thing for us both.

After thinking through all the possibilities that this presented, the final choice had to do with my being mystified about just what on earth was Lisa singing about?  I went to look into the lyrics, and it turns out it is actually follows a pretty classic folk song motif about a woman demanding impossible gifts from her suitors:

Hula Hana of Kamana Whala Hula Bay

Who’s this hula hana, of Kamana Whala Hula Bay?
She will hula when you have a lovely gift she wants, you’ll hear her say,
Bring me a pineapple that doesn't sting 
a bird that swims 
a fish that sings,
I wanna, I really wanna,
Bring me a volcano that blows up all the molten jama and a blue banana,
I canna canna,
Bring me a pineapple that doesn't sting 
a bird that swims 
a fish that sings,
I wanna, I really wanna,
Bring me a volcano that blows up all the molten jama and a blue banana,
I canna canna,
And you can wackle all you wanna, while I hula all the day away....


Even more interestingly, I discovered Jane Brucker, the hilarious actor that plays Lisa in the movie, actually wrote the silly song she sang, while killing time on the set.  Additionally, Brucker was born in Falls Church, VA - the town where we live.

That settled it! We had to do something based on Lisa and her song. Pseudo-Hawaiian/Tiki themes were also very popular in the early 60s, so something retro and over-the-top cheesy would be perfect, but no ham or Spam or pork of any sort, because it should be something that would be at home in the Kellerman dining room.

Which led me back to a 'blue banana' and what made the most sense to me was a ridiculous Curacao-based tropical cocktail!  My lovely husband (who is teaching himself ukelele and gamely practiced playing "Hula Hana" for me) is also my live-in bartender, so I left it to him to figure this out, as long as I could provide a crazy garnish and some umbrella straws.

This is what he came up with:

Hula Hana's Blue Banana Cocktail

Equal Parts:
- DeKeyper Blue Curacao
- Vodka
- DeKeyper Creme de Banana
- Pineapple Juice

Seltzer water to taste

Fruit Kebabs:
- Pineapple Chunks
- Banana Chunks
- Maraschino Cherries

Orange Slices

For the drink, combine liquors and pineapple juice in a shaker with ice, and shake to blend.  Pour into ice filled glasses and top with seltzer water to taste.

Garnish each glass with a fruit kebab, an orange slice, and an umbrella straw.


To go along with our silly drinks, we ordered take out from a nearby New York-style deli, Celebrity Delli.  Michael chose the Celebrity Club, while I - still thinking about how the women all just had grapefruit for breakfast while Dad chowed down on lox and bagels - selected their optimistically named "One Scooper" from their Healthy selections - Watergate chicken salad with grapes, cranberries and almonds, with plenty of cucumbers, slices of tomato and hard boiled egg and cole slaw all on a bed of lettuce, with four wedges of fat pita bread to go with it.

It was quite tasty although there was enough mayonnaise that I question the sincerity of its being the healthier choice!



We brought out take out meals and Hula Hana cocktails onto the balcony and pretended we were vacationing in the Catskills pretending to vacation in Hawaii, until the humidity reminded us both that we were really in the DC region in July and not on vacation at all.  Back indoors to finish eating!

So one last word on this cocktail - it is a TrOpiCaL high octane, kick you in the face with its fruity sweetness drink.  I kind of forgot that I don't like tropical cocktails at all.  Michael liked it (but agreed that this is a very occasional bit of ridiculousness - the hangover caused by more than one would be enough to turn anyone off forever) but it took removing all but about a half a shot of the cocktail blend and filling the glass with seltzer before I could enjoy it enough to drink it.

Even then, it was pretty to look at - a clear pale blue alcoholic sweet punch soda.  A little off key, like Lisa, this drink tries hard to be the 'fun one'.

I did love the garnishes, though!


I can't wait until the end of the month to see how other bloggers are interpreting "Dirty Dancing" - what would you make to go along with it?  Stop in here to see what they did!

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Monday, February 8, 2016

Wine-Hot Cocoa

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Wine-Hot Cocoa...there are no words other than this small disclosure:

I am a single mother, to 3 year old and 1 year old girls. As I'm writing this, we are currently in the midst of a blizzard and after playing in the snow, I'm not going to lie...I need a warm beverage just like my girls do. Although I like to jazz mine up, in the adult sense.

Wine hot-cocoa - mmm. Yes, it truly is as yummy as it sounds.

No, you cannot use white wine. (It almost looks like it curdles, and tastes very unpleasant, in my humble opinion.) And you'll be using water, not milk, for the 'concentrated hot cocoa'.

Here's how simple this is:

Wine - Hot Cocoa

Following the directions on your hot cocoa mix, make 1/2 cup of  normal hot cocoa, except add one EXTRA large scoop (so it's more concentrated),

As one cup red wine, mix, and enjoy.  If you want to make sure this is nice and toasty-hot, heat the wine before adding.

VARIATIONS: You can also use hot chai tea, and even hot espresso, I think all are delicious. Vanilla chai tea seems to mix best in terms of tea.



To the wine lovers, the wine-mothers, and to all who enjoy a warm adult beverage; You're welcome from my wine loving heart, to yours.


Monday, August 18, 2014

Review: Bon Affair wine spritzers

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Note to readers: this post discusses alcohol and is for those 21 and over.
Can I just start out by saying how blown away I am by Bon Affair Wine Spritzers

My first impression when I heard about Bon Affair was excitement. I couldn't wait to try a low calorie, no sugar added,  electrolyte enhanced wine spritzer. Bon Affair has both a Sauvignon Blanc wine spritzer, and a Syrah wine spritzer. Taste test date set!

Bon Affair is made for women like me: busy! Between managing full time at a major retailer, being a makeup artist in the midst of wedding season, being an Herbalife health coach, and keeping an active lifestyle,  I don't have time for an alcoholic beverage to slow me down! The added electrolytes help with hydration,  and hydration helps with energy level. Yup. 

While waiting for my Bon Affair package to arrive,  I researched. Everything.  Their website is awesome, super fun. 

The 'Who we are' section is my favorite. I felt a more personal connection with the founder Jayla Siciliano after watching the YouTube link to her presentation on Shark Tank, then the YouTube videos Bon Affair produced. knowing more about Jayla and her story made me want to drink her spritzers more.

In the 'what it is' section of the Bon Affair site, I enjoyed the description for the Sauvignon Blanc spritzer:

AttributesCalifornia Sauvignon Blanc Wine
Purified Sparkling Water
Electrolytes
Grape Seed Extract
6.5% Alc. by Vol
Zero sugar. Zero, zip, nada.
Essence of unicorn soul*
Half the calories of regular wine (62 cal per 5oz)
Crisp taste, think Champagne or Prosecco
(* Note: We're lying about the unicorn.)

A sense of humor. Excitement keeps building. Then I see this:




Must.  Get.  Bon Affair.

My package arrived,  and even opening the box was an event unto itself. Beautiful packaging, very well thought out. One of those 'do I keep this box, cuz is so pretty' moments.  (I can't be the only one who does that,  right?)



After making a lean, protein packed meal,  I opened one of my bottles of Bon Affair, a sauvignon blanc wine spritzers. I was thrilled to see the nutritional value on the back of the bottle. Then dumbfounded. Only 70 calories for the whole bottle!  Whaaa!? Yes!!

I do have to admit,  when it comes to wine, I'm a red gal.  When I saw both bottles were white wine spritzers I was a bit disappointed.  That didn't stop me from trying it. Don't worry.

Champagne.  It tastes like Champagne.  My dinner became a celebration, because why not. I was impressed by the fact it was so light and refreshing.  Not too sweet.


I'm not a big drinker, and I enjoy many bold flavors, I often feel less is more. Like, vanilla bean ice cream without all the possible toppings, or chicken with just lime juice. I really enjoyed the bright clean taste of the sauvignon Blanc spritzer.

For not liking white wines in general, I found I enjoyed the second glass as much as the first. I know I will enjoy the second bottle now, too. 

I have to admire the selling strategy of packaging two of the same bottles together. Now I have to buy the syrah wine spritzer.  Good thinking Bon Affair, your sales tactic has worked.  I will buy the syrah next!

For anyone who knows me,  they know I am very fiscally responsible.  Now, I'll be buying booze from the Internet. Fiscally responsible, uh huh, out the window!

Bon Affair is an all natural wine spritzer,  which gets all their grapes from California.  As a California girl myself I have no choice but to approve. You can purchase Bon Affair in a few Whole Foods in southern California, (sad gave is not here in Nor Cal yet!) and on the good old interwebs.

The alcohol content is 6.5%, a little more than beer, but less than wine,  which would be why I didn't get too drunk (my husband thanks you). I also noted I had no hangover the next day. Busy life, you may continue as planned.

Bon Affair Sauvignon Blanc wine spritzers are available in a two bottle set for $39.95, or $89.95 for six bottles, shipping included.  Syrah spritzers are $15.99 for a single bottle or $191.88 for a 12-bottle case.  Or you can save 20% by joining their Member's Club - you'll receive 6 bottles every other month for $72.00, shipping included, and you can select from all white, all red or a mix of 3 bottles of each.

I know you were waiting for my approval, and direction.  So here it is. Check out Bon Affair.  And tell them I said hi while you're at it!

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